You are moody. It’s always ‘Shut up, Kenji.’ ‘Go to sleep, Kenji.’ ‘No one wants to see you naked, Kenji.’ When I know for a fact that there are thousands of people who would love to see me naked—
—Kenji Kishimoto talking to Adam Kent, page 40 of Unravel Me by Tahereh Mafi (via mrscarstairsadivergentravenclaw)
Are you out of your goddamn mind? You think we can take on two hundred soldiers? I know I am an extremely attractive man, J, but I am not Bruce Lee.”
“Who’s Bruce Lee?”
“Who’s Bruce Lee?” Kenji asks, horrified. “Oh my God. We can’t even be friends anymore.”
“Why? Was he a friend of yours?”
“You know what,” he says, “just stop. Just—I can’t even talk to you right now.
YA lit meme - [1/7] Friendships: Kenji&Juliette - Shatter Me series by Tahereh Mafi
"Don’t whatever me -“
“Whatever,” I say again.
"Oh my God," Kenji says to no one in particular. "I think this girl wants her ass kicked."
"You couldn’t kick my ass if i had ten of them."
"Good morning, sunshine." Kenji blinks in our direction.
"Morning." I say back.
" I wasn’t talking to you, " he says, trying to smile. " I was talking to the sunshine."